OxyKik, sweet OxyKik
Cleans up after messy party tricks
At least 40 people came through the door
Red wine on the floor!
But wait there's more...
There's were stains everywhere
No one seemed to care
Even when Craig had to forcibly eject Bogdan's derierre
Had a wicked time
Then I had to clean up the grime
Which included Andy's barf...what a crime
There were scandals and vandals,
Hilarious jokes and Cuban smokes,
Good food and good times,
Tequila and a sh1tload of wine.
A roomfull of booze, guys and girls so tarty,
Hangover on Saturday was oh soooo gnarly
It'll be a while before we have another party