Friday, August 20, 2010

There's a reason there are no Filipino restaurants

A few words on food in the Philippines

It's really quite awful. I hate to say it because I wish the food here was good but it's just not. The popular dish is adobo...an oily brown sauce of soy and vinegar. They don't use spice for flavour or heat which is a shame since the dishes are crying out for it. Everything seems to be a variation of the adobo brown sauce. They have their noodle dish similar to mee goreng/chow mein which is pancit bihon or pancit guisado. Not super tasty and the quality varies a lot depending where you get it. I had one with slimy gelatinous pork and dry bits of liver in it. Gross.

And their take on western dishes isn't much better. The only thing that's bankable is pizza. Everything else is fair game for them to take liberties with. Check out this pic of steak and chips. Ew.

And finally restaurant service. There isn't any. You have to actively flag them down for everything. Nothing comes at the right time. They've brought us 2 out of 3 mains and youll grow old waiting for the third dish. If they screw up and bring you something you didn't order, they don't take it away. They just bring you what you actually wanted and charge you for both. And there's no consistency. When you find a dish you like don't make the mistake of going back another day and expect the same. Even with the same staff they can ruin the meal you thought was good the day before.

Having bitched about the food in the Phillipines, we have had some good meals but usually in the bigger cities or more touristy spots. (mostly other cuisines unfortunately) Food and service gets much more dodgy the smaller the town is.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Malapascua & Cebu: first half of the week great, second half not so much

July 31: Arrive in Cebu airport and are promptly picked up by our driver Buddy. The ride up Cebu takes around two and a half hours and then there's a half hour banca ride from the top of Cebu to tiny Malapascua island. Our hotel Blue Corals looks nice at the end of the beach so we check in, drop our bags and head out to find a beer and a dive shop. Thresher Shark Divers is the first shop we came across, had the best dive rates and best of all had a restaurant/bar on top. Perfect. We sign up for an early morning shark spotting dive and grab dinner and a couple of beers then head to bed early for our 5:30am dive. malapascua blue corals resort

Turns out there's an outdoor night club directly next to the hotel with unavoidable pumping loud music. The bass is so heavy that earplugs do nothing. The speaker stack in pretty much outside our window and it about 7ft high. On top of that, Pete finds biting ants in our bed but we have another queen bed to move to in the room. I get 3 hours of sleep that night. There's no one at the front desk after 10pm if we wanted to move rooms so we cant. Our early night turns out to be a nightmare. I vow to check out in the morning after the dive.

August 1: Our early dive turns out to be amazing. Joseph and I are so tired as we didn't get much sleep - Pete somehow managed to sleep through the shit dance music. But we wake right up when we hit the water. The dive consists of dropping to about 27 metres and waiting for the sharks to come. About 15 minutes in we're rewarded with a big thresher sharks circling around a cleaning station right in front of us. He hangs around for a few minutes for us to watch so we think the dive is a huge success! After about 25 minutes Joseph has to surface (he's on air and we're on Nitrox) and we get a few more minutes. And then the most amazing thing happens: a huge manta ray approaches us and swims right over top of us just a few metres away! It's like 2 dives in one: shark and manta.

After the dive we sort our room situation out...we check out of Blue Corals and in to Cocobanas. It's a much nicer room, oceanfront with a veranda, a/c, a fridge and tv.

We do more dives including a night dive where Joseph spots a group of 3-4 mandarin fish. They are tiny and gorgeous. Dinner is at the hotel next door - Sunsplash has a chillout oceanside lounge with really nice food.

manta ray malapascua philippinesAugust 2: We're signed up for 4 dives today. No sharks or mantas on the early morning dive this time which makes us realise how lucky we were yesterday. I sit out the 10am dive - the boys said it was a good macro dive but I decided to chill out instead. We all did the 2pm dive which is a manta spotting dive and it blew us away...we basically dropped down on two huge mantas as we got in the water. They swam right underneath us as we were descending from the boat. Amazing!! We settled down at 27m again and the mantas circled around a few more times. Pete got some great shots. We are so lucky!

I decided to skip the night dive as we had just done one the night before. When Pete and Joseph came back from the night dive, Pete complained of being really cold which isn't like him. He had a really long hot shower to feel better and we went to dinner. We were signed up for a 3-dive day trip the next day so had an early night.

August 3: 8am...Pete is still feeling really cold and fluey so I go to the dive shop and cancel our day trip. Good thing we have a decent hotel room as we wind up hanging out, watching some TV and reading on the veranda. He spends the day in bed and doesn't even make it out to dinner. Joseph and I go to Angelinas pizza which is really good.

August 4: Pete is still feeling sick. Another day of TV, reading and hanging out.

August 5: Pete still sick but claims to be feeling a bit better. He signs up for 2 dives with Joseph but when the times comes he just doesn't have the energy. He's getting frustrated by being fluey and headachy and not able to do anthing. But Joseph lucks out again and spots another thresher on one of his dives. I spend a while online at an Internet terminal in the Blue Corals.

August 6: Pete wakes up with a rash. This is not good. We had expected his flu to pass bit he seems to be getting worse. We are planning on leaving the next morning anyway and decide to rake him straight to hospital.

August 7: The weather has been a bit stormy during the week so our morning banca ride back to Cebu island is slow and very wavy. The car ride to Cebu city goes quickly and we check into a hotel 3 blocks from the hospital, drop our bags and head to the ER. They take Petes blood and two hours later tell us he has Dengue fever. He has the classic symptoms: first few days of fluey feeling, headache and the rash that signifies the worst of it. Luckily he doesn't have joint pain which can happen. Pete's blood platelet count is 107. (Normal is 140-400) He is admitted and spends the next few days in Cebu Doctors University Hospital to be monitored. Dengue goes away on it's own if there are no complications but they need to watch his recovery. He has a 'luxury' suite which is a private room with a 32" tv, a couple of couches for us to hang out on.

August 8-11: Pete's platelet count drops to 90 the day after being admitted to hospital but climbs on the days after.

For Pete, his days were filled with crappy hospital meals, constantly being checked for blood tests etc and a lot of tv watching boredom. And our visits of course.

For Joseph and myself, a lot of the days were spent being bored in Petes hospital room watching tv with him (crap movies on HBO and a lot of CSI). Once in a while I'd go on a trip to a shopping centre to kill time but they're not great. I had a really good facial for 400 pesos (£6) across the street from the hospital. I got to know the area and got some laundry done, bought some snacks for the boys, found the fast food places so Joseph could fill up. I coloured my hair and Joseph's. I also spent a fair bit of time on the phone to the insurance company in the UK. Luckily there was free wifi in the hotel and the hospital so I could skype and everyone could facebook.

Cebu is the Philippines second biggest city. On the whole, it's fairly grimy but feels generally safe. Our hotel (the regally named Dynasty Tourist Inn) was basic, cheap and most importantly near the hospital.

On the 10th, we get good news that Pete can have his IV out and be released the next day. The insurance company can't believe that the whole 5 day hospital visit only comes to 30,000 pesos = about £420.

By the 11th when he's released his platelets are back up to 127 and he's back into the world. We went to the Ayala mall so he could have a decent lunch, then we watched Salt at the movies and had a beer at TGI Fridays. He's still a bit tired but is OK. We're going to continue the holiday. We'd considered cutting the trip short and heading straight to Sydney.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Boracay!

exploring white beach July 23: Off to Boracay! Get up for a 8:30am flight. (Best banana cake in the world is at the Manila airport by the way.) Arrive in Caticlan at 9:30 am and we've arranged transfer to our hotel which is great cause it's a bus-banca-bus trip and our bags are carried for us. Yay! We are welcomed at the Island Jewel hotel ($25 a night!) with an ice cold beer are our rooms are already ready. Super friendly front desk guy. I'm pleased with our rooms - A/C, fridge, hot water, balcony, comfy bed and down the end of the beach away from karaoke and outdoor discos. The fridge is always stocked with beer and water too.

calypso dive center We decide to explore and get some lunch. We need our extend our 21 day tourist visas so we start at the immigration office which is a desk in a restaurant but find out it's only open Monday and Tuesday. So we'll have to come back. Pretty much everything in Boracay is on the beach path so we go looking at dive shops. They all look OK then we find Calypso which has a pool, bar and restaurant. Super nice guys and we book dives for the next day. Almost next door is a Mexican place called Azzuro. We will wind up spending a LOT of time at these 2 places. After some burritos and taco salads we want beach time. The rest of the day is pretty lazy. We find a cheap dinner later while exploring Boracay food options. It's not super cheap here - not like Thailand or Malaysia where we could easily have dinner for under £10. We'll struggle all week to find meals under £20.

July 24: Boracay diving. As promised by our guide Borek, we see a big frogfish among other things. It's a good start to our diving with Calypso and I decide to do my advanced course with them. My next dive is a beach navigation dive which would be totally boring if not for a seahorse in the sand. The three of us do a beach night dive which was really good - feeding octopus and lionfish. Pete gets some great video of the octopus. Can't remember where we had lunch and dinner but you can bet that one or the other was burritos at Azzuro. We learn that Joseph can do his advanced course with me, he'll have to make up his navigation dive. Easy.

coming back from divingJuly 25: Remainder of advanced dives: wreck, deep and naturalist dives. The wreck is nice - a big, deliberately sunk boat where we see our first ghost pipefish. We've been doing so much diving that emperor angelfish and huge snappers are becoming boring. Funny. On the deep dive we see mappa pufferfish and porcupinefish. The 'naturalist' dive, which to me sounds like you should do it naked, is a beautiful fairly shallow reef called Fridays Rock. Once Joseph finishes his navigation dive tomorrow, we'll both be advanced qualified. Nice. Pete and I also decide to take our Nitrox qualification which is basically watching a video, skimming a book and taking a short test. We must really like Calypso cause we are spending a BOMB with them on courses and dives. Pete says he wants something BBQd for dinner and we find the perfect place called 'I love BBQ'. They have awesome pulled pork and pork belly with sweet syrupy smoky sauce. Yum!

July 26: A day off diving but not a lazy day. We start at the immigration 'office' - a table in a restaurant where we go through a very painless visa extension process of filling out a form, handing over 9090pesos and getting an extra stamp in our passports. I think this is the only friendly immigration person I've ever met in my travels and relocations! We do a little shopping around and find ourselves back at Azzuro for amazing mango pancakes. I've managed to create a tropical version of my favourite Templeton breakfast: a big fat pancake with streaky bacon all covered in maple syrup. Seriously filling and yum. For the rest of the week we split the pancakes cause they're so big. Pete and I head back to Calypso to sit our Nitrox test. Joseph and I hand in our (very easy) book work for our advanced qualification. The tropical downpour rain starts early today around 3pm so we retreat back to the hotel. Pete and joseph chill out reading/internetting/snoozing. I go for a massage at the hotel spa next door. Cheap and good!

striking a poseJuly 27: Pete and I do our first nitrox dives. On the next dive, Joseph does his navigation and he's finished his advanced reqirement. We're all done our new diving qualifications. Sweet. It's an early dive day and the weather is nice so we have a beach afternoon. Later we go to Calypso for dinner and wish we had gone sooner. The food is really nice, not as expensive as we thought it might be and they have wine! (most places don't)

July 28: Our last dive day. Our second dive of the day is a fast drift dive. It's a blast and we cover over a mile in less than 30 minutes. It's super fast and there's really nothing to see so we just do spins and summersaults along the way. There's some great videos and pics. We do another night dive as well with octopus, lionfish and a stonefish! And another dinner at Calypso. All good.


relaxing beachJuly 29: Beach day! Finally. We go for mango pancakes late in the morning at Azzuro then head to the beach chairs for the afternoon. I pretty much read a whole book in a sitting . (The Jimmy Choo story - lucky bitch silver spoon mouthed girl does good with her family connections) Joseph hangs out in his room all day facebooking, playing games and watching movies on his iPhone. Back to Calypso for dinner and wine!

July 30: Another day off of diving since we fly tomorrow and we've done 11 dives this week. I take Joseph for a pedicure while Pete gets online to upload phots . The girls in the pedi shop think Joseph is hillarious...his feet barely fit in the foot bath and I'm pretty sure they have a giggle about his hairy legs. I get a mani and pedi, he gets a foot scrub and pedi and the whole thing comes to less than £10. And the funniest bit is that Joseph can't stop talking about how his feet are so soft. We do a bit of shopping and relax for the afternoon.

our bbq and moet anniversaryIt's our wedding anniversary today and pete bought some Moet earlier in the week so we bring it to the BBQ place we found. Moet and 2 kilos of BBQ ribs. Nice!

July 31: Moving day. The rain is bucketing down. We get picked up on a trike and somehow manage to get 5 people + 3 bags on. The banca ride back to Caticlan is super funny cause we're on the boat with a school group who want a photo with Joseph cause they think he looks like Justin Beber. At Caticlan airport we get weighed with our carry-on bags. Here's a weird one: you're only allowed 10 kilos in checked bags but you can have any weight you can carry in carry-on. So we check exactly 30kg between us and we easily have another 15-20 in carry-on. Stupid rule. We're on a tiny turboprop and I get a mobil signal to update facebook from my phone. Naughty! We land in Cebu and our driver is there to take us to our hotel in Malapascua - our next dive spot.